The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Why'd you put the keys up on the table?
The Misheard: Why don't you put the kids upon the table?
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Real Lyric: I've got my hash pipe
The Misheard: First I heard them as "I'm just a housewife." Then, later, it sounded like "I'm eating hash browns."
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Real Lyric: I don't think you're ready for this jelly,
The Misheard: 1) I don't think you're ready for this yet 2) I don't think you're ready for this chedder
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Real Lyric: Picture yourself in a boat on a river.....
The Misheard: Picture yourself in a bowl full of Jello.....
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Real Lyric: dreams can come true
The Misheard: jeans can fit you
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Real Lyric: We built this city on rock and roll.
The Misheard: We still get silly on hotdog rolls.
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Real Lyric: Billy Jean is not my lover
The Misheard: Piece of cheese is not my brother
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Real Lyric: Spare him his life from this monstrosity
The Misheard: spearing his wife with a warm sausagey
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Real Lyric: Except for maybe you, and your simple smile
The Misheard: Except for Mick McGough*, and your simple smile (Pronounced Ma-Goo)
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Real Lyric: My love has got no money, he's got his strong beliefs
The Misheard: my love has got no money, he's got his strombolleeze
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