The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: He's never gonna make it with you.
The Misheard: He's never gettin' naked with you.
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Real Lyric: big old jet airliner, don't carry me too far away
The Misheard: we're going to carolina, don't carry me too far away
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Real Lyric: I know it's up for me If you steal my sunshine Making sure I'm not in to deep If you steal my sunshine
The Misheard: I know it's up to me Will you pump my anal Making sure I am Nice and DEEP Will you pump my anal
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Real Lyric: ...and everynight all the men would come around and lay their money down...
The Misheard: ...and everynight all the men would come around and lay my mommy down!
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Real Lyric: Finished with my woman 'cause she wouldn't help me with my mind
The Misheard: Finished with my woman 'cause she wouldn't help me fix my bike
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Real Lyric: I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
The Misheard: I've been through the desert on a whore with no name
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Real Lyric: My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my window And I can't see at all And even if I could it would all be gray, Put your picture on my wall It reminds me that it's not so bad, It's not so bad.
The Misheard: Molly's gone coal I'm wondering why? Da da da da de da The morn eclair clowns in my window And I can see it all And even if I cooed it would all decray Put your picture on my wall It reminds me that its not so bad its not so bad.
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Real Lyric: I get knocked down...
The Misheard: I get no cow...
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Real Lyric: keep on when the fun stops don't stop til you get enough
The Misheard: keep on when the drugs stop don't stop til you get it up
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Real Lyric: There's a lying in your silence. Tell me where did Johnny go?
The Misheard: The lion ate Johnny whole.
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