The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes
The Misheard: Penny Lane is in my beer, it makes me cry
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Real Lyric: With the lights out It's less dangerous Here we are now Entertain us
The Misheard: With the nights down There's less rain, yeah Here we are now Men in blazers
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Real Lyric: any way the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me
The Misheard: hit me with a window, dowsn't really matter to me
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Real Lyric: Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup
The Misheard: I just m********ed with the sheet off
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Real Lyric: Return to sender.
The Misheard: return Lucinda.
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Real Lyric: A death-row pardon, two minutes too late.
The Misheard: A death-throe hard-on, two minutes too late.
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Real Lyric: Soy on pededor
The Misheard: Boy on Poopyfloor
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Real Lyric: dirty deeds done dirt cheap dirty deeds and there done dirt cheap
The Misheard: dirty deeds thunder cheif dirty deeds and the thunders weak
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Real Lyric: Which one is more human? There's a thought now you decide
The Misheard: Which one is more human? There's a dog now you decide
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Real Lyric: I'm shameless. Shameless as a man can be.
The Misheard: I'm shavin'. Shavin' as a man can be.
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