The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Tougher than diamonds, whips like cream, Stronger and harder than a bad girls dream
The Misheard: Tougher than Simon's bricks like cream, corduroys are a bad girls dream
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Real Lyric: Why you gotta be so rude? Don't you know I'm human too?
The Misheard: Why you gotta be so rude? Don't you know I'm Fu Manchu?
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Real Lyric: It's been 7 hours and 15 days
The Misheard: It's been 7 owls and 15 days
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Real Lyric: I can feel it coming in the air tonight
The Misheard: I can feel it coming idiot tonight
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Real Lyric: Volcano, you don’t wanna, you don’t wanna know. Volcano Something in you wants to blow Volcano You don’t wanna, you don’t wanna know
The Misheard: Volcano, you don’t wanna, you don’t wanna know. Volcano Something in your mouth to blow Volcano You don’t wanna, you don’t wanna know
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Real Lyric: Down -doo-be-doo down down.. Breaking Up Is Hard To Do.
The Misheard: Breaking Up The Stars and The Moon!
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Real Lyric: Goin' to the chapel and we're gonna get married Goin' to the chapel and we're gonna get married Gee, I really love you and we're gonna get married Goin' to the chapel of love
The Misheard: Goin' to the tractor pull and we're gonna get married Goin' to the tractor pull and we're gonna get married Gee, I really love you and we're gonna get married Goin' to the tractor pull of love
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Real Lyric: I've found the reason for me To change who I used to be A reason to start over new And a reason is you
The Misheard: I found a raisin for me To change who I used to pee A raisin to start of a nude And the raisin is you
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Real Lyric: The girl next door her lights are out yeah
The Misheard: The comic store sells hill-lights for riots
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Real Lyric: Quiet and pensive, my thoughts apprehensive, the hours drift away
The Misheard: While I'm dancing my balls are "rehanceing", my hour's pissed away.
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