The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: ...Knock me out with those American thighs...
The Misheard: Knock me up because I'm paralized...
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Real Lyric: Martinique, that Monserat Mistique
The Misheard: My Clinique, a mouse, a rat, a sheep
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Real Lyric: There, beneath the blue suburban sky...
The Misheard: There, beneath the blue superfluous sky...
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Real Lyric: Well, my heart went "boom" When I crossed that room
The Misheard: My heart went fool, As she crossed the gruel
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Real Lyric: Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
The Misheard: Parsley served with raisins and wine
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Real Lyric: annie, you ok? you ok? you ok annie
The Misheard: alley you ok? you ok? you woke the alley
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Real Lyric: Won't you be my forever woman? I'll try to be your forever man, Try to be your forever man. Forever man, forever man, forever man.
The Misheard: Won't you be my poor rebel woman? I'll try to be your poor rebel man, Try to be your poor rebel man. Forever man, poor rebel man, poor rebel man.
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Real Lyric: What's in your head, in your head, in your head? Zombie, Zombie, Zombie
The Misheard: What's in your head, in your head? Sorbet, Sorbet, Sorbet!
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Real Lyric: the old lady threw it in the ocean in the end...
The Misheard: the old baby truck didnt see the ocean in the end...
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Real Lyric: Little early birdie came by in his curly whirly, and asked me if i needed a ride
The Misheard: Little hurley burley gave my anus curley wurley, and asked me if i needed a ride.
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