The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Hey, hey baby, when you walk that way, watch your honey drip, can't keep away
The Misheard: Hey, hey baby, when you walk that way, my horny grip can't keep away
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Real Lyric: Slam your body down and wind it all around
The Misheard: Shimmy shimmy down and whinies all around
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Real Lyric: Looking for some hot stuff ,baby,this evening...
The Misheard: Looking for some hunster,baby,this evening... (what the hell is hunster?!)
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Real Lyric: If you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain
The Misheard: if you like bein a koala and getting caught in the rain
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Real Lyric: Rolling like thunder under the covers
The Misheard: rolling like lumber under the covers.
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Real Lyric: these wounds they will not heal
The Misheard: the pools are at st peters
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Real Lyric: ...you can fix your nose if he says so
The Misheard: you can pick your nose if he says so
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Real Lyric: throw your hands up at me
The Misheard: throw your cans me
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Real Lyric: Just call me angel of the morning, baby. Just touch my cheek before you leave me.
The Misheard: Just call me angel of the morning, baby. Just park my Jeep before you leave me.
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Real Lyric: My shave'n razors cold and it stings
The Misheard: My sahving razors cold and it sings!
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