The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I have to praise you like I should...
The Misheard: I oughta' press you like my shirt...
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Real Lyric: Weep not for the memories
The Misheard: we're known for the memories
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Real Lyric: Animals strike curious poses
The Misheard: And the most bi-curious poses
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Real Lyric: Just let me state for the record
The Misheard: Just let me stay for the wrecker
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Real Lyric: Raspberry Beret
The Misheard: Ray, magic ray
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Real Lyric: look'n for a lover who won't blow my cover
The Misheard: look'n for alover who won't blow my brother
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Real Lyric: Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone.
The Misheard: Rocket man, burning up his scones out there alone.
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Real Lyric: Animals strike curious poses
The Misheard: And in the most stricurious poses
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Real Lyric: Little red corvette
The Misheard: Pay the rent come back (like some landlady yelling at him)
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Real Lyric: Stop in the name of love, before you break my heart. Think it over...
The Misheard: Stop in the neighborhood! because you'll break the law. Think of homework...
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