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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Porno for Pyros

    Song: Pets

    Real Lyric: Children are innocent Teenagers f**ked up in the head Adults are even more f**ked up and elderlys are like children

    The Misheard: Children out in the sunset. Teenagers f*d up in the head. A ducks are even more f*d up In El Belize, I liked your dress

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    Artist: John Travolta & Olivia Newton-John

    Song: You're The One That I Want

    Real Lyric: You're the one that I want (You are the one I want) Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey!

    The Misheard: You're the the one that I want (Doo wap she wada wada) Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey!

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    Artist: Britney Spears

    Song: Oops I Did It Again

    Real Lyric: Sent from above

    The Misheard: Sent from my butt

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    Artist: Hot Chocolate

    Song: You Sexy Thing

    Real Lyric: Where ya from, you sexy thing

    The Misheard: Wear your bra, you sexy thing

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    Artist: Neil Diamond

    Song: Cracklin' Rosie

    Real Lyric: We're gonna ride Till there ain't no more to go Taking it slow And Lord, don't you know We'll have me a time with a poor man's lady

    The Misheard: We're gonna ride Till there ain't no motherlode Taking it slow And Lord, don't you know We'll have me a time with a poor man's baby

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    Artist: Toto

    Song: Africa

    Real Lyric: Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti ...

    The Misheard: Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like an empress above the Serengeti ...

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: One

    Real Lyric: darkness imprisoning me all that i see absolute horror

    The Misheard: doctors imprisoning me all that i see [some words that doesn't mean anything]

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    Artist: The B-52s

    Song: Love Shack

    Real Lyric: You're what? Tin-roof rusted

    The Misheard: Your what? oooh you're busted.

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    Artist: Dave Matthews Band

    Song: Crash Into Me

    Real Lyric: Hike up your skirt a little more And show the world to me

    The Misheard: Hike up your skirt a little more Show your Squirrel to me

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    Artist: Hot Chocolate

    Song: You Sexy Thing

    Real Lyric: Where are you from you sexy thing

    The Misheard: Where's your bra you sexy thing

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