The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Guantanamera, guajira guantanamera
The Misheard: One ton of mirrors We oweyou one ton of mirrors...
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Real Lyric: how my poor heart aches
The Misheard: i'm a pool hall ace
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Real Lyric: Well since she put me down, I've been out doin' in my head.....(which doesn't make any sense).
The Misheard: Well since she put me down, I've been off doin' it in my hand.
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Real Lyric: "Funky Cold Medina"
The Misheard: "Funky coloured beans"
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Real Lyric: Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better. Remember to let her into your heart, Then you can start to make it better.
The Misheard: Hey Dude, don't make it bad. Take a catsuit and make it better.
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Real Lyric: Now I'm naked Nothing but an animal
The Misheard: Now I've made it I've been invited at a home
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Real Lyric: the jester stole his thorny crown
The Misheard: the jester stole his party crown
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Real Lyric: She was a fast machine, She kept her motor clean.
The Misheard: She was a fax machine, she kept her motor clean.
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Real Lyric: You've got blood on your face, a big disgrace
The Misheard: You've got a butt in your face, a big disgrace *the 6 and 10 year olds I nanny for are the ones who misheard it*
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Real Lyric: Paperback writer
The Misheard: Take the back right turn
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