The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Walk like an Egyptian
The Misheard: Walk like an Erection.
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Real Lyric: Step in my transporter So I can teleport ya
The Misheard: Step in my transporter So I can tell your fortune
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Real Lyric: You're running out of fools and I ain't lyin'.
The Misheard: You're running out of food and I ain't lyin'.
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Real Lyric: you said that irony was the shackles of youth
The Misheard: You said that I was the shackles of you
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Real Lyric: Gunpowder, gelatine, dynamite with a laser beam
The Misheard: Got by the turpentine, dynamite with a laser beam
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Real Lyric: Dirty Deeds, done dirt cheap
The Misheard: Dirty Deeds, Dungeon Chief
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Real Lyric: We sailed on together, And drifted apart.
The Misheard: My poor brother will never live this down... He misheard them as: "We sailed on to Debbie To give Ted our love."
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Real Lyric: I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
The Misheard: I don't think your ready, f**k this jelly.
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Real Lyric: Brim full of Asha
The Misheard: Grim Zulu Basher
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Real Lyric: All lies and jest, Still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.
The Misheard: All I suggest, Is a man he hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.
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