The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: "crash into me..."
The Misheard: "cry symphony.."
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Real Lyric: I get knocked down, but I get up again, you ain't ever gonna keep me down
The Misheard: I've got no job, but I pay all the rent, you ain't ever gonna kick me out
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Real Lyric: I like big butts and I cannot lie
The Misheard: I like big butts and I came out live
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Real Lyric: Beautiful people
The Misheard: You tickle me Bob
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Real Lyric: A free ride when you already paid
The Misheard: A green light when you're already late
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Real Lyric: I don't need your ghetto scenes
The Misheard: I don't need your kepto cleans
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Real Lyric: Try and see it once my waaaay, Everything zen, Everything zen, I don't think so.
The Misheard: I love you my clementiiiine, Everything said everthing's zen, but i don't think so.
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Real Lyric: My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why, i got out of bed at all.
The Misheard: My tears are cold, I'm feeling high, without you I get it on.
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Real Lyric: let it be let it be
The Misheard: let me pee let me pee
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Real Lyric: there's an old man sitting next to me, making love to his tonic and gin
The Misheard: there's an old man sitting next to me, making love to his tiny hand, Jim
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