The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Season Ticket On A One Way Ride...
The Misheard: Shes The ni**er Of The Human Race?
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Real Lyric: Hey little thing let me light your candle cause mama Im sure hard to handle, now, Gets around
The Misheard: Pretty little thing let me light your chemical, causse mama I'm sure the hen-na-na gets around..... Whoa, the hen-na-na!!!
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Real Lyric: ... Sufragette City
The Misheard: ... 'cause you can't afford a ticket, gonna suck a gypsy dick
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Real Lyric: The Beautiful people!
The Misheard: The Beat of a Meatball!???
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Real Lyric: and they're dancin' at the yacht club with muff and uncle biff
The Misheard: dancin' with muff and taco bitsmom mad
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Real Lyric: and they're dancin' at the yacht club with muff and uncle biff
The Misheard: dancin' with muff and taco bitsmom mad
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Real Lyric: How bizarre, how bizarre
The Misheard: cow piss on, cow piss on
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Real Lyric: Take good care of my business, while I'm away
The Misheard: Take good care of Biscuit while I'm away - Biscuit was his dog, and his friend was watching it while he went on vacation.
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Real Lyric: Neurotic to the bone, no doubt about it!
The Misheard: Neaurotic to the bone of time without it
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Real Lyric: You can't plant me in your penthouse
The Misheard: Your cat let me in your penthouse
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