The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: i was thinkin' 'bout stickin'
The Misheard: i was thinkin' 'bout chicken
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Real Lyric: Takin care of business
The Misheard: Bacon an a Buscuits
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Real Lyric: When Smokey sings, I hear violins.
The Misheard: When Smokey sings, I hear fire bells.
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Real Lyric: Steve walks warily down the street
The Misheard: This dude walks slowly down the street
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Real Lyric: im looking at my girlfriend, she passed out on the floor
The Misheard: im looking at my girlfriend, she pissed on the floor
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
The Misheard: Dirty deans, dunder chief
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Real Lyric: Just like the white winged dove...
The Misheard: Just like the one winged dove... Just like the one we love...
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Real Lyric: I shot the sheriff but I did not shoot the deputy
The Misheard: I shot the sheriff but I did not shoot the turkey
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Real Lyric: I'm like a bird
The Misheard: I like to burn
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Real Lyric: My Sharona
The Misheard: Mice Aroma
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