The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: But I'm alive So alive now I know the darkness blinds you
The Misheard: I need a light Someone, a light now I know the darkness blinds you
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Real Lyric: Having heavy conversations about the furthest constellations.
The Misheard: Having heavy conversations about my brothers constipation.
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Real Lyric: Where you from, you sexy thing
The Misheard: Genghis Khan, you sexy thing
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Real Lyric: These days it's all in the mind, it's elemental
The Misheard: These days it's– Aw, nevermind. It's elemental
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Real Lyric: And the trumpets they go
The Misheard: In the trunk, b***h. There you go.
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Real Lyric: Boys light up
The Misheard: Boys line up
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Real Lyric: 'Coz even heroes get the blues Or any misery you choose
The Misheard: 'Coz even here, we're scared to bruise Or any mystery you choose
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Real Lyric: We're up all night to get lucky
The Misheard: We're rough on Mexican monkeys
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Real Lyric: Little black submarines Operator please Put me back on the line
The Misheard: Little black submarines On the radar screen Put me back on the line
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Real Lyric: Gonna spit on your grave, and engrave a d**k on it.
The Misheard: Gonna spit on your grave, and the gravedigger dig on it.
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