The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Mrs. Brown, you've got a lovely daughter
The Misheard: Mrs. Brown, you've got a lovely door
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Real Lyric: It's hip to be square
The Misheard: So hit the beam square
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Real Lyric: Oh, say can you see By the dawns early light
The Misheard: Oh Satan, you see By the dawns early light
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Real Lyric: you strut your rasta wear and your suicide poem
The Misheard: you strut your ass to wear and your suicide pose
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds and their done dirt cheap
The Misheard: Dirty deeds under london sheets
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Real Lyric: Dirty Diana
The Misheard: Love in a jet yeah
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Real Lyric: f**k me i'm all out of enemies
The Misheard: f**k me your mum and the pedigree
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Real Lyric: HELL HAS GONE HELL IS HERE THERES NOTHING LEFT FOR YOU TO FEAR SHAKE YOUR ASS COME OVER HERE AND SCREAM
The Misheard: SMIRNOFS GONE THE SHAKES ARE HERE THERES NOTHING LEFT BUT GERMAN BEER SHAKE YOUR GLASS COME OVER HERE AND PEE
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Real Lyric: Lets ride with the family down the street Through the courtesy of Freds two feet
The Misheard: Lets ride with the family down the street Through the fantasy of passing meat
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Real Lyric: I don't think you're ready for this Jelly
The Misheard: I don't think you're ready, f**k this Janet.
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