The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Let the bodies hit the floor
The Misheard: Left the bodies in the fro
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a duece another runner in the night.
The Misheard: Wrapped up like the douche Your mother used the other night!
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Real Lyric: Here we are now, Entertain us!
The Misheard: Here we are now, Everyday nurse!
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Real Lyric: I get knocked down/ But I get up again/ You're never gonna keep me down.
The Misheard: I've got no time/ To mack a hooligan/ I've never gonna get the time.
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Real Lyric: Hush, hush, keep it down now. Voices carry.
The Misheard: Oh, sush, people downtown. You're so scary.
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Real Lyric: My kind of lover
The Misheard: My candy stomach
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Real Lyric: Them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
The Misheard: Them good ol' boys were drinkin' Twisty and wine
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Real Lyric: We can't rewind; we've gone too far
The Misheard: The country wines have gone too far
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Real Lyric: you don't have to wear that dress tonight
The Misheard: you don't have to wear that dreadfull light
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Real Lyric: All the leaves are brown and the sky is grey
The Misheard: Hello Lisa Brown
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