The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm still standing! Yeah...yeah...yeah!
The Misheard: I'm Phil Diamond! Yeah...yeah...yeah!
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Real Lyric: Jackie's in the elevator
The Misheard: Shaggin' in the elevator
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Real Lyric: The house I live in I bought it
The Misheard: The house i live in Alf Garnett
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Real Lyric: Spare him his life from this monstrosity!
The Misheard: Swearing in life to the wrong sausages! OR Sparing the life of the wrong society
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Real Lyric: Mull of Kintyre
The Misheard: Ma Lookin' Tired
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Real Lyric: so dont tread on me
The Misheard: suductor of me
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Real Lyric: I'll be there for you, Like You've been there before
The Misheard: I'll be there for you, like a big metaphor
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Real Lyric: Get this party started on a saturday night.
The Misheard: Get this garden farted on a Saturday night.
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Real Lyric: It's a free ride when you've already paid
The Misheard: It's a green light when you've already braked.
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Real Lyric: Lay across my big brass bed
The Misheard: Lay across my big friend's bed
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