The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Wanna share my love with a warm blooded lover Wanna bring a wild man back home
The Misheard: Wanna share my love with a woman lover Wanna bring a white man back home
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Real Lyric: How bout not equating death with stopping
The Misheard: how bout not equating death with stuffing
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Real Lyric: I'm Blue, da ba dee, da ba daa, da ba dee
The Misheard: I'm blue in Aberdeen, I will die in Aberdeen
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Real Lyric: we've so many relationships in this life only one truly lasts.
The Misheard: yesterday when an asian took his life all he wanted was to relax.
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Real Lyric: Who are you? Who Who Who Who
The Misheard: Coool water!! ooh ooh ooh ooh
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Real Lyric: These five words in my head Scream are we having fun yet
The Misheard: These five terds in my bed Scream are they smelling good yet
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
The Misheard: Hold me close, I'm tryin' to dance here.
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Real Lyric: I wasn' t jealous before we met
The Misheard: I was in Jailhouse before we met
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Real Lyric: Renegades of funk.
The Misheard: Random case of funk
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Real Lyric: I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
The Misheard: I don't think you're ready for my spaghetti.
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