The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Hey now, your an all-star. Get your game on. Go play Hey now, your a rock-star. Get the show on. get paid
The Misheard: Hey now, your a porn-star. Get your shirt off. Get laid. Hey now, your a porn-star. Get your shirt on. Get paid.
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Real Lyric: I belive in miracles since you came along you sexy thing
The Misheard: I've been eating snow cones since you came along you sexy thing
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Real Lyric: Can you take me higher to a place where blind men see
The Misheard: Can you take me higher to a place with lime and tea
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Real Lyric: I feel stupid, and contagious
The Misheard: Don't be stupid, it's contagious
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Real Lyric: I screen my phone calls
The Misheard: I scream at phone calls
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Real Lyric: Strumming my pain with his fingers, Singing my life with his words, Killing me softly with his song...
The Misheard: Strong in my bed with his fingers, Seeing my life with his nerds, Killing me softly with his son...
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Real Lyric: Everyone ride on the peace train
The Misheard: High up on the G string
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Real Lyric: I went through a desert on a horse with no name
The Misheard: I went through a desert on a horse with no mane
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Real Lyric: Tied to machines that make me be
The Misheard: Tied to machines that make me beer
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Real Lyric: Just call me angel of the morning, angel
The Misheard: Just call me emir of the morning, emir
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