The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: "I'm radioactive, radioactive!"
The Misheard: "I'm ready to whack you! Ready to whack you!"
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Real Lyric: Girls become lovers, who turn into mothers.
The Misheard: Girls become lemons, who turn into melons.
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Real Lyric: Lately it's been a big hassle Heineken and New Castle
The Misheard: Lately it's been a big hassle Buying the king a new castle
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Real Lyric: Willy goes into a dance and doubles on kazoo.
The Misheard: Willy goes into a dance, and the Devil's on the loose.
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Real Lyric: Each Morning I wake up I die a little.
The Misheard: Each morning I wank off a dialect.
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Real Lyric: say that I'm foolish I only talk about jewels
The Misheard: say that I'm foolish I only talk about jews
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Real Lyric: With my naked eye I saw
The Misheard: With my naked a**hole
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Real Lyric: I just like my fun every now and then
The Misheard: I just lock my phone every now and then
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Real Lyric: My heart is filled, with love and care Not an ounce of gas, I would get up there The answer's simple You lift me up
The Misheard: My heart is feel With love And cannot ounce again So I get up there And simple You lift me up
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Real Lyric: One more time
The Misheard: Walk or die
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