The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
The Misheard: He had to have a buzz or he couldn't get to sleep
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Real Lyric: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me.
The Misheard: Beelzebub has a devil in a sidecar for me.
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Real Lyric: Return to sender, address unknown. No such number, no such zone.
The Misheard: Return December, address unknown. No such number, no such zone.
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Real Lyric: My teas gone cold, I'm wandering why
The Misheard: My tears don't call
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Real Lyric: Above all the others, we'll fly.
The Misheard: And all of the young girls with knives.
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Real Lyric: When the rain washes you clean... you'll know
The Misheard: When the rain watches you clean your nose
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Real Lyric: I was a lonely teenage bronken buck
The Misheard: I was a lonely teenage drunken f*ck
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Real Lyric: Eye of the Tiger
The Misheard: Ive the Tiger
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Real Lyric: Paperback writer
The Misheard: Take the back right turn.
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Real Lyric: Bailamos..Let the Rhythm take you over. Bailamos.
The Misheard: I'm the Mole! It will take you over, I'm the mole!
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