The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: It looks like I'm the queen.
The Misheard: It looks like I'm Bambi.
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Real Lyric: That people like, "Damn! That's a cold *** honkey."
The Misheard: The people like, "Dad! That's a cool *** donkey."
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Real Lyric: Sweet Nancy was so fancy To get into her pantry Had to be the aristocracy
The Misheard: Sweet Nancy was so fancy To get into her pants we had to be the aristocracy
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Real Lyric: I'm on my bed My bed of stones But in the end of the night we'll rest our bones
The Misheard: I'm on my bed My bed of stones But in the end of the night we're escargots
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Real Lyric: Better give me all your gauze, nurse...
The Misheard: Better give me all your gossamers...
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Real Lyric: Memory-ah
The Misheard: Aunt Maria
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Real Lyric: As we wind on down the road
The Misheard: As we wind on diamond road
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Real Lyric: Sgt. Baker is my name
The Misheard: "Shake it baby" is the name
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Real Lyric: Whistling tunes we're kissing baboons in the jungle
The Misheard: Whistling tunes we're kissing balloons in the jungle
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Real Lyric: Somewhere between the soul and soft machine Is where I find myself again
The Misheard: Somewhere between the stolen slot machines Is where I find myself again
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