The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady
The Misheard: Doin it like a lady.
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Real Lyric: So here's a story from A to Z, you wanna get with me you gotta listen carefully, We got Em in the place who likes it in your face, we got G like MC who likes it on an Easy V doesn't come for free, she's a real lady, and as for me..ah you'll see, Slam your body down and wind it all around Slam your body down and wind it all around.
The Misheard: Now heres the alphabet from A to Z if you wanna get with me you gotta read properly you got M in your face, middle of the place G and MC rock it on an easy breeze doesnt act like like a real lady as for E ha! im OK Sham a domma down and wine it up
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Real Lyric: last night I dreamt of san pedro
The Misheard: last night i dreamt of some gaylord
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Real Lyric: Martinique, that Monserat mystique.
The Misheard: Martinique, the monster at Mystique.
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap.
The Misheard: Pants down trying to consintrate push hard as i sit and wait nothing i can do, i'm powerless to #2 what did i eat?that did this to me was it barbique steak or chocolate milkshakes whatever it was nows a pain in the ass to me TELL ME something tha
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Real Lyric: down on the corner, out in the street, Willie and the poorboys are playing, bring a nickel, stamp your feet
The Misheard: down on the corner, out in the street, where you vote for the players, bring a nickel, can't be beat
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Real Lyric: Peace on earth, and mercy mild
The Misheard: Peas to earth, and super child
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Real Lyric: You may be right I may be crazy But it just might be a lunitic you're looking for
The Misheard: You maybe white I may be lazy But it just might be a tunafish you're looking for
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Real Lyric: We're jammin, I hope you like jammin too.
The Misheard: We're salmon, I hope you eat salmon too.
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Real Lyric: No alarms and no suprises, silent
The Misheard: Knomes and no suprises, sadly
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