The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: soy un perdedor
The Misheard: Soooar genitals
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Real Lyric: walk in fields of gold
The Misheard: walk in fields of goo
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Real Lyric: Windshield Wipers Slap In Time...
The Misheard: Then she slipped in turpentine
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Real Lyric: She was a day tripper
The Misheard: She was a hedge trimmer
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Real Lyric: Do the Hustle
The Misheard: To Lysol! or: To dysol!
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Real Lyric: Sad but true.
The Misheard: You know it's ZEN PATROOLLLL!!
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Real Lyric: You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille, four hungry children and a crop in the field...
The Misheard: You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille, four hundred children propped up in a field
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Real Lyric: Dancing Queen feel the beat on the tambourine
The Misheard: Dancing Queen peel the beat of the tangerine
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Real Lyric: All you did was wreck my bed and in the morning kick me in the head.
The Misheard: All you did was wreck my bed and then your mother kicked me in the head.
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Real Lyric: Your own personal Jesus
The Misheard: Your own personal pizza
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