The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I get knocked down, but I get up again
The Misheard: I get knocked up, but I head up again
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Real Lyric: God bless Mother Nature She's a single woman too She took over heaven And she did what she had to do
The Misheard: Goddess Mother Nature She's a simple woman too She took Father Heaven And she did what she had to do
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Real Lyric: Ah Ah Ah Ah Stayin' Alive, Stayin' Alive
The Misheard: Ah Ah Ah Ah Stabalise, Stabalise
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Real Lyric: Wavin' your banner all over the place.
The Misheard: Wavin' your BATTER all over the place.
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Real Lyric: The kind of girl you read about in new wave magazines
The Misheard: The kind of girl you read about in Newsweek magazine
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Real Lyric: Smooth operator, smooooooth operator
The Misheard: Smooth as Beretta, smooooooth, ah, Beretta!
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Real Lyric: "I've been through the desert on a horse with no name."
The Misheard: "I've been through the desert on a horse with no mane."
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds done dirt cheep
The Misheard: Dirty beans got 'em cheep
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Real Lyric: Into this house were born Into this world were thrown
The Misheard: In Judas'house we're born In Judas'world we're thrown
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Real Lyric: We all live in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine.
The Misheard: We like liver and beastiality porn, preferably together, ain't this fine weather Jimmy?
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