The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Last night I dreamt of San Pedro Just like I'd never gone, I knew the song A young girl with eyes like the desert
The Misheard: Last night I dreamt of San Pedro Just like I'd never gone, I knew the song A young girl with eyes like tomatoes
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Real Lyric: And i've been wrong, I've been down into the bottom of every bottle.
The Misheard: And i've been wrong, I've been down into the bottom of a fairy bottle.
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Real Lyric: If you give this man a ride, sweet family will die.
The Misheard: If you five this man a ride, sweet mammal, he will die.
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Real Lyric: "Honey, yeah!!"
The Misheard: "Hannukah!!"
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Real Lyric: I got two turntables and a microphone
The Misheard: I got two big babies and a cellophone
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Real Lyric: "a dose of influenza"
The Misheard: "C'ho addosso l'influenza" a strange italian way to say, I've got influenza
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Real Lyric: I need a fix cause I'm going down Down to the bits that I left up town
The Misheard: I need a fix cause I'm going down Down to the b**th that I left up town
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Real Lyric: Hey you are you trying to be mean? You live with apes man its hard to be clean.
The Misheard: Hey you are you trying to be me? Your living apes made a parnaby bleed
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Real Lyric: Getting jiggy wit it
The Misheard: eating chicken with it
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Real Lyric: How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
The Misheard: How can you have any pudding if you don't beat your meat?
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