The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Blame it all on my roots I showed up in boots And ruined your black tie affair
The Misheard: ...And ruined your black diet beer
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Real Lyric: I'm a creep, I'm a widdow, What the hell am I doing now, I dont belong here.
The Misheard: I'm a fish, I'm a minow, What the hell am I doing here, I live in a river.
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Real Lyric: You can get yourself clean you can have a good meal you can do whatever you feel
The Misheard: you can get yourself clean you can have a good meal you can do what the f*** you feel
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Real Lyric: My poor hert aches
The Misheard: I'm a cold hard ape
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Real Lyric: We are spirits in a material world
The Misheard: ooo... aahskidits, we're all eating cereal
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Real Lyric: We are spirits in a material world
The Misheard: ooo... aahskidits, we're all eating cereal
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Real Lyric: Honey bring it close to my lips
The Misheard: Honey bring your toes to my lips
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Real Lyric: Somewhere over the rainbow Way up high
The Misheard: Somewhere rover the rainbow weighs a pie
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Real Lyric: I've been feeding the rhythm
The Misheard: I been peeing in the river
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Real Lyric: So now I turn to you with open arms
The Misheard: So now I turn to you with leprechauns
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