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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Atomic Kitten

    Song: Whole Again

    Real Lyric: You can make me whole again

    The Misheard: you can lick my hole again

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    Artist: Coolio

    Song: Gangstas Paradise

    Real Lyric: We've been spending most our lives, livin in a gangsta's paradise

    The Misheard: Keep standing in a Moscow lights, livin in gansta's paradise

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    Artist: Elvis Presley

    Song: Jailhouse Rock

    Real Lyric: I sure would be delighted with your company,

    The Misheard: I sure would be delighted with you pumping me,

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    Artist: Sting

    Song: Englishman In New York

    Real Lyric: I'm a legal alien

    The Misheard: I'm an evil alien

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    Artist: Hot Chocolate

    Song: You Sexy Thing

    Real Lyric: I believe in miracles

    The Misheard: I've been leaving Milly Coyles

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    Artist: Red Hot Chili Peppers

    Song: Scar Tissue

    Real Lyric: scar tissue that i wish you so

    The Misheard: ska to shoe that i wish you, ohh

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    Artist: Hot Chocolate

    Song: You Sexy Thing

    Real Lyric: where did you come from angel? How did you know i'd be the one?

    The Misheard: where did you come from Aj? How did you know i'd be the ball?

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: When I'm Sixty-Four

    Real Lyric: When I'm sixty-four

    The Misheard: When I'm six feet four

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Man In The Mirror

    Real Lyric: I'm starting with the man in the mirror I'm asking him to change his ways And no message could have been any clearer...

    The Misheard: I'm starting with the man in the mirror I'm asking him to change his ways And no mustache could be in the mirror...

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    Artist: Neil Diamond

    Song: Cherry, Cherry

    Real Lyric: She's got the way to move me, Cherry.

    The Misheard: She's got the wet movement, Cherry.

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