The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'd die without you.
The Misheard: Dove without a shoe.
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Real Lyric: Cheer up sleepy Jean...
The Misheard: Cheer up sleepy CHEESE...
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Real Lyric: Take 'em out
The Misheard: Kill your mom!
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Real Lyric: Hot patootie, bless my soul...
The Misheard: Opportunity, bless my soul...
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Real Lyric: Liberate my madness
The Misheard: Liberate bananas
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Real Lyric: Every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man!
The Misheard: Every gal's crazy 'bout a shot glass man!
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Real Lyric: She's a brick house, she's mighty, mighty, just lettin' all hang out...
The Misheard: She a brick mouse, she mighty, mighty, and she wears a pink blouse...
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Real Lyric: And its whispered that soon if we all call the tune Then the piper will lead us to reason... Your head is hummin and it won't go, in case you don't know, The piper's calling you to join him.
The Misheard: And its whispered that soon if we all call the tune Then the bible will lead us to reaon. Your head is hummin and it won't go, in case you don't know, The viper's calling you to join him.
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Real Lyric: Tragedy
The Misheard: My friend sung it as "Pack and leave"
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Real Lyric: Looking for my lost shaker of salt
The Misheard: Looking for my lost jigger and saw
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