The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Gold coast trader bound for cotton fields
The Misheard: Go Jose you know I kinda feel
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Real Lyric: Soy un perdedor
The Misheard: s**t on my new chair
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Real Lyric: The boys say they want some gin and juice But I really don't wanna
The Misheard: The boys say they want some ju ju bee's But I really don't wanna
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Real Lyric: Tonight I need your sweet caress (hold me in the darkness) Tonight you calmed my restlessness (do you believe my sadness)
The Misheard: Tonight I need your sweet caress (hold me in the darkness) Tonight you called my friend Loch Ness (do you believe my sadness)
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Real Lyric: Big 'ol jet airliner
The Misheard: We go 'ta South Carolina
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Real Lyric: Tropical the Island breeze
The Misheard: chocolate covered Island trees
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Real Lyric: This is the dawning of the age of aquarius
The Misheard: This is the dawning of the angels of warriors
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Real Lyric: Eyes without a face.... Such a human waste
The Misheard: I'm without a date..... how's about a date.
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Real Lyric: "Do the Hustle"
The Misheard: "Take your hats off"
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Real Lyric: Pretty fly (for a white guy)
The Misheard: Quite a lie (for a dead guy)
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