The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Last night I dreamt of San Pedro
The Misheard: Last night I dreamt of some Pedro
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Real Lyric: you wore a shirt of violent green
The Misheard: you wore a shirt from the 'violent femmes'
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Real Lyric: I been for a walk On a winter's day
The Misheard: I can walk on water on any day
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Real Lyric: She's mighty, mighty Just lettin' it all hang out.
The Misheard: She's like a nightie, Just lettin' it all hang out
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Real Lyric: I've got chills, they're mutiplying And I'm losing control
The Misheard: I've got shoes, they're multiplying And the Jews are in control
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Real Lyric: I'm not talkin' about movin in
The Misheard: I'm not talkin' 'bout the linen.
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Real Lyric: Swim through your veins like a fish in the sea
The Misheard: Swim through your veins like a piss in the sea
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Real Lyric: Layla
The Misheard: Baaaaad Love
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Real Lyric: She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb
The Misheard: She was looking kinda dumb with her finger in abdomen
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Real Lyric: The boys say they want some gin and juice But I really don't wanna
The Misheard: The boys say they want some ju ju bees But I really don't wanna
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