The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Don't stop just yet We've got the world looking in Our window
The Misheard: Don't stop just s**t We've got the world looking in Our window
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Real Lyric: Do you like you?
The Misheard: Do you IQ?
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Real Lyric: My neighbor's kids sold weapons grade plutonium And frosty ice-cold lemonade
The Misheard: My neighbor's kids sold weapons grade plutonium Across to Ayatollah Khamenei.
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Real Lyric: Heaven help me mademoiselle / She rings the bell for all the world to hear
The Misheard: Heaven help my Vagisil / She rings the bell for all the world to hear
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Real Lyric: Every rose has its thorn.
The Misheard: Every rose has its thumb.
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Real Lyric: Got a long list of ex-lovers they'll tell you I'm insane
The Misheard: Go to lonley Starbucks-lovers they'll tell you I'm insane
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Real Lyric: Dirty Diana
The Misheard: It is a limber.
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Real Lyric: Well you could always throw my bones in the river Well you can cast my body to see
The Misheard: Well you could always throw my balls in the river Well you could cast my butt in the sea
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Real Lyric: I even like steak on a Saturday night.
The Misheard: Eat some Chapstick on a Saturday night.
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Real Lyric: I want your love and I want your revenge.
The Misheard: I want your llama and I want your revenge.
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