The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Take your passion and make it happen.
The Misheard: Take your pants off and make it happen.
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Real Lyric: Baby, and you might still have me.
The Misheard: Baby and your mom still has me.
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Real Lyric: Bubbles, she is the joy and the laughter.
The Misheard: Bubbles, she is a giant lobster.
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Real Lyric: Ooh I need your love, babe.
The Misheard: Ooh, I ate all the lo-mein.
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Real Lyric: She don't lie (3 times), cocaine
The Misheard: She don't mind (3 times), cocaine
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Real Lyric: da ba dee da ba die da ba dee da ba die da ba dee da ba die...
The Misheard: I would beat off a guy I want Bieber to die I would beat of a guy...
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Real Lyric: A year has passed since I wrote my note
The Misheard: A year has passed since I broke my nose
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Real Lyric: I'm a failure fu' f**kin' failure
The Misheard: Bob the Builder Bob Bob the Builder
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Real Lyric: Got a long list of ex-lovers
The Misheard: Get along with Starbucks lovers
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Real Lyric: You float like a feather
The Misheard: You're a floating furnace
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