The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I just want to state for the record
The Misheard: I just want to staple the vicar
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Real Lyric: with the birds i share this lonley view
The Misheard: with the birs of sheriff so lonley with you
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Real Lyric: Show them how funky
The Misheard: Show them hot pocket
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Real Lyric: Big ol' jet airliner, don't carry me too far away
The Misheard: Big ol' Jed O' Linah, don't carry me too far away
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Real Lyric: I've been wrong, I've been down, to the bottom of every bottle
The Misheard: I've been robbed, I've been downed to the bottom of every bottom
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Real Lyric: Pleadin' with yer eyes gonna make you some piece some day
The Misheard: Playin' with her eyes gonna make you zombie some day...
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Real Lyric: Got canned heat in my heels tonight, baby
The Misheard: Got candy in my ears tonight, baby
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Real Lyric: If I cant have you, I dont want nobody baby
The Misheard: If I cant have juice, I dont want no breakfast baby
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Real Lyric: missmilah!no we will not let you go!
The Misheard: fish killer! she will not let them go!
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Real Lyric: Take him out!
The Misheard: Tell your mom!
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