The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Dance in the garden in torn sheets in the rain.
The Misheard: Dance in the garden with toe cheese in the rain
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Real Lyric: i wore colonge to get the feeling right
The Misheard: i walk alone to get the feeling right
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Real Lyric: Pretty little thing, let me light your candle 'cause, Mama, I'm so hard to handle now, Yes I am.
The Misheard: Hey, little thing, let me light your chemicals, Mama, I'm sure hard to hammer now, Mess around.
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Real Lyric: She a punk who rarely ever took advice
The Misheard: Shiela Pacorelli never took advice
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Real Lyric: Back to the howling old owl in the woods, huntin' the horny back toad
The Misheard: Back to the house on Long Island woods, huntin' the Harley-backed hound.
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Real Lyric: Hush, hush. Keep it down now. Voices carry...
The Misheard: OH Charles, we've been down down. this is Carrie!
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Real Lyric: ...and the things that will bite, Yeah!
The Misheard: ...and the baked apple pie, Yeah!
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Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady
The Misheard: My college roommate thought they were "Do the perculator"
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Real Lyric: Well, the preacher and the teacher Lord, they're a caution They are the talk of the town
The Misheard: Well the people in the pizza know they're a possum, they are the talk of the town
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Real Lyric: Don't have to live like a refugee
The Misheard: Don't have to dress like a referee
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