The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: She's the one, the only one, who's built like an amazon (pronounced ama-ka-zon)
The Misheard: She's the one, the only one, she's built like a mastodon
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Real Lyric: With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
The Misheard: When the bird's in the shed I'm so lonely with you.
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Real Lyric: I'm free Free fallin'
The Misheard: I'm free Free ballin'
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Real Lyric: all we are is dust in the wind...
The Misheard: all we are are butts with big winds...
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Real Lyric: big old jet airliner
The Misheard: big old jet had a light on
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Real Lyric: She looks like a flower and she stings like a bee.
The Misheard: She looks like a flower and she stinks like a pig.
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Real Lyric: dirty deeds and there done dirt cheap
The Misheard: dirty dee done dargee
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Real Lyric: What a man what a man what a man
The Misheard: Watermelon watermelon watermelon
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Real Lyric: Let me go on Like a Blister in the Sun
The Misheard: And we go 'round Like a twister in the sun
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Real Lyric: Chain, chain, chain...chain, chain, chain...chain, chain, chain...chain of fools!
The Misheard: Shame,shame,shame...shame, shame, shame...shame, shame, shame the fool!
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