The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Boy the way Glenn Miller played Songs that made the hit parade Guys like us we had it made Those were the days And you knew where you were then Girls were girls and men were men Mister we could use a man Like Herbert Hoover again Didn't need no welfare state Everybody pulled his weight Gee, our old LaSalle ran great Those were the days
The Misheard: Boil a wagon milla play Songs that made a hipper rate Guys like us we had a maid Those were the days And you know what you wanted Girls wore girdles, men were mad Mister Wikker use a man Like Herbert Hoover rakin' Didn't need no welfare steaks
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Real Lyric: if you live with apes man, it's hard to be clean
The Misheard: you have your legs spread and dying to get laid
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Real Lyric: Burning out his fuse up here alone.
The Misheard: Burnin' up his shoes I'm very long.
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Real Lyric: Shock the monkey
The Misheard: Spank the monkey
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Real Lyric: Panama
The Misheard: Had enough
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Real Lyric: Sail away, sail away, sail away
The Misheard: c'est Noël, c'est Noël, c'est Noël
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Real Lyric: our lips are sealed
The Misheard: alex the seal
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Real Lyric: Don't Fear The Reaper
The Misheard: Don't Fear The Reverb
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Real Lyric: All you ladies, leave your man at home. The club is full of ballers and their pockets full grown.
The Misheard: All you ladies, leave your man at home. The club is full of ballers and their c**k is full grown.
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Real Lyric: "my girlfriend, she's at the end" according to the other entries. me, i dunno. still like my version.
The Misheard: "my girlfriend, she says "yeah.""
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