The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: "and i miss you like the deserts miss the rain"
The Misheard: "and i miss you like a desert mystery"
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Real Lyric: Steve walks warily down the street The brim pulled way down low
The Misheard: Steamboats wear a lei down the street The people say hello
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Real Lyric: Like Frankie said "I did it my way."
The Misheard: I think he said I did it my way.
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Real Lyric: I wanna hear some funky dixieland
The Misheard: I wanna hear some f**king dixieland
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Real Lyric: shes a brick house.
The Misheard: I dropped a brick, ouch.
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Real Lyric: Hush Hush, Keep it down now -- voices carry
The Misheard: Hush Hush, Keep it down now Boys are scary
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Real Lyric: My my, at Waterloo Napoleon did surrender Oh yeah, and I have met my destiny in quite a similar way
The Misheard: Mud pack! At Waterloo my polo did surrender Oh yeah and I have met my distant knee in quite a similar way
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Real Lyric: You had one eye in the mirror as you watched yourself gavot
The Misheard: You had one eye in the MIDDLE as you watched yourself gavot!
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Real Lyric: For the life of me I can not believe we'd ever die for these sins we were merely freshman
The Misheard: For the life of me I can not believe we'd have a dime, forty cents we were merely freshman
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Real Lyric: And you know--it ain't fiction Just a natural fact
The Misheard: And you know--sheer eviction it's a natural fact
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