The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: We'll shall come rejoicing Bringing in the sheaves
The Misheard: We shall go to Joyce's Bringing in the cheese
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Real Lyric: Another one bites the dust
The Misheard: I'm never gunna bite the doctor
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Real Lyric: Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves...
The Misheard: Gypsies laughed at me..
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Real Lyric: she's a brick and she's drowning slowly
The Misheard: she's asleep and she's browning slowly
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Real Lyric: And Dress me everywhere
The Misheard: Undress me everywhere
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Real Lyric: She knows just what it takes to make a pro blush.
The Misheard: She knows just what it takes to make a probe lush.
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Real Lyric: Jeux sans frontieres
The Misheard: She's so floppy-eared
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Real Lyric: "I got my hash pipe" but it got censored so it was "I got my **sh pipe"
The Misheard: I got my mash pipe
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Real Lyric: More Than a lover More than a lover
The Misheard: More than a llama More than a llama
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Real Lyric: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
The Misheard: The algebra had a devil for a son for tea
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