The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: It always seems to be a Monday Left over memories of Sunday Always spent with you
The Misheard: It always seems to be a Monday With golden memories of Sunday Always spent with you
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Real Lyric: I miss the taste of a sweeter life
The Misheard: I miss the paste of a sweeter light
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Real Lyric: It's been a long time of this
The Misheard: It's been a long time of piss
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Real Lyric: Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
The Misheard: Clouds to mastectomy, chokers to the right
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Real Lyric: I put on a show Now I make it
The Misheard: I put on a show Now I'm naked
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Real Lyric: Your eyes have the mist from the smoke of a distant fire
The Misheard: Your eyes have the mist from the smoke of a distant thigh
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Real Lyric: Treasure maps, falling trees operator please
The Misheard: Treasure maps pulling cheese off a grater please
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Real Lyric: Oh can it be
The Misheard: Old can of beans
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Real Lyric: I still don't have the reason and you don't have the time
The Misheard: I still don't have the pizza and you don't have the time
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Real Lyric: Somebody help me tame this Animal I have Become
The Misheard: Somebody help and take the seventh road to the freeway
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