The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Get up on this!
The Misheard: Pick up your dick!
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Real Lyric: Its a cruel, cruel summer
The Misheard: Its a broom, broom closet
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Real Lyric: Another on bites the dust
The Misheard: another one rides the bus
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Real Lyric: closer that my peeps you are to me, baby
The Misheard: closer that my pimps you are to me, baby
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Real Lyric: 'till your baby's old enough to relate.
The Misheard: 'till your baby's old enough to be laid.
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Real Lyric: Don't rush me, I've made that mistake before
The Misheard: Don't block the heat, you'll wake up the naked boy
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Real Lyric: Don't fear the Reaper
The Misheard: Come feel the Reaper
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Real Lyric: Are you reelin' in the years? Stowin' away the time Are you gatherin' up the tears Have you had enough of mine
The Misheard: Are you reelin in the E's Stowin' away the I's Are you gatherin' up the T's Have you had enough of mine
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Real Lyric: I can't light no more of your darkness.
The Misheard: I can't lie, no more honky-donkness.
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Real Lyric: Dear sir or madam will you read my book? It took me years to write will you take a look?
The Misheard: Yer Sarah Nighter will you read my book? It took me years to write, will you take a look?
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