The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: i am such a fool for you
The Misheard: i'm searching food for you
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Real Lyric: Im outa luck, outa love Gotta photograph, picture of Passion killer, you're too much You're the only one I wanna touch I see your face every time I dream On every page, every magazine So wild and free so far from me Youre all I want, my fantasy
The Misheard: Im outa luck, outa love Gotta photograph, picture of quesadilla, you're too much You're the only one I wanna touch I see your face every time I breathe And every bi*ch, in a magazine Cause all I need are pork and beans Youre all I want, can't you s
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Real Lyric: you're own personal jesus.
The Misheard: Your on personal reasons
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Real Lyric: Whistling tunes we're kissing baboons in the jungle
The Misheard: Whistling tunes we piss on the dunes in the jungle
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Real Lyric: And I feel like I just got home.
The Misheard: And I feel like a disco bulb.
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Real Lyric: I'm worst at what I do best, and for this gift I feel blessed.
The Misheard: It wasn't what, I confessed to be the one that got undressed.
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch.
The Misheard: You see the hat, an invisible touch yeah!
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Real Lyric: Where is my john wayne? Where is my prarie son? Where is my happy ending?
The Misheard: Where is my john wayne? Where is his shiny gun? Where is my happy ending?
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Real Lyric: on a dark desert highway cool wind in my hair
The Misheard: on a dark desert highway cool whip in my hair
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Real Lyric: Give me fuel Give me fire Give me that which I desire
The Misheard: Give me two, Give me five, Give me the devils' left eye
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