The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce
The Misheard: Revved up like a doush
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Real Lyric: Where's your crown, King Nothing? Where's your crown?
The Misheard: where's your clown , King nothing? where's your clown?
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Real Lyric: "such a pretty house such a pretty garden"
The Misheard: "such a pretty ass, such a pretty guy"
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Real Lyric: Glorified version of a pellet gun
The Misheard: Glorified virginal olive oil
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Real Lyric: I'm hot for teacher!
The Misheard: I popped the teacher!
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Real Lyric: wrapped up like a deuce another runner in the night
The Misheard: wake up like a douche and a runner in the night
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Real Lyric: Sail away, sail away, sail away,
The Misheard: save the whale, save the whale, save the whale.
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Real Lyric: Shake ya ass
The Misheard: Shake that bass
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Real Lyric: If you wanna be my lover, You gotta get with my friends, Make it last forever, Friendship never ends.
The Misheard: If you wanna leave a message, You gotta speak nice and clear, Leave your name and number, Because we're not here!
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Real Lyric: She checks out Mozart while she does tae-bo
The Misheard: She checks out most of what she does not know
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