The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You know it would be strange to live life in a cage
The Misheard: You know it would be strange to look like Billy Cage
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Real Lyric: I'm only a man with a candle to guide me
The Misheard: I'm only a man where the camel got me
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Real Lyric: The autotrophs begin to drool
The Misheard: The artichokes begin to dream
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Real Lyric: ...let's face it, why deny it's over?
The Misheard: ...Let's face it widen-eyed. It's over.
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds and there done dirt cheap.
The Misheard: Dirty deeds and the thunder chiefs.
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Real Lyric: As I turned up the collar on my favorite winter coat
The Misheard: As I turned up the collar bone, my baby went to court
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Real Lyric: Don't you love her as she's walking out the door?
The Misheard: Don't you love her ass? She's walking out the door.
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Real Lyric: I think the present owner fixed it up
The Misheard: I'd think the president woulda fixed it up
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Real Lyric: Shout to all my lost boys, we rowdy
The Misheard: Shout it to my boss, sweet brownie
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Real Lyric: How you like me now?
The Misheard: How'd you like me nan?
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