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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Black Sabbath

    Song: Paranoid

    Real Lyric: Finnished with my woman cause she couldnt help me with my mind

    The Misheard: Pretty swim my woman thought she wouldnt help me with my mind

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Polythene Pam

    Real Lyric: She's the kind of a girl Who makes the News of the World

    The Misheard: She's the kind of a girl Who makes good use of a veil

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    Artist: Outkast

    Song: Ms Jackson

    Real Lyric: I'm sorry Ms. Jackson [OOOH] I am for real Never meant to make your daughter cry I apologize a trillion times

    The Misheard: I'm sorry Ms. Jackson [OOOH] I am for real Never meant to make your doggy die I apoligized a million times

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    Artist: John Lennon

    Song: Nobody Told Me

    Real Lyric: Nobody told me there'd be days like these

    The Misheard: Nobody told me you liked black tea

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Man In The Mirror

    Real Lyric: No Message could have been any clearer

    The Misheard: No moustache on a man can be clever

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    Artist: Bee Gees

    Song: Jive Talkin'

    Real Lyric: j-j-j jive talkin'

    The Misheard: j j j jackoffin

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    Artist: Hanson

    Song: MMMBop

    Real Lyric: You have so many relationships in this life Only one or two will last

    The Misheard: You have so many relationships isn't that right But I have the nicest ass

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    Artist: Shaggy

    Song: Wasn't Me

    Real Lyric: how could i forget that i had given her an extra key

    The Misheard: how could i forget that i had given her an std

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Rocket Man

    Real Lyric: Rocket man, burning out the fuse Im heaven bound

    The Misheard: Get it on, Get it on, b***h I'm the man

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    Artist: Beck

    Song: Loser

    Real Lyric: Soy un perdedor

    The Misheard: Sorry I walked into the door

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