The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Rocket Man, blowin' out the fuse, I'm heaven bound.
The Misheard: Rocket Man, burnin' down the streets of Avalon.
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Real Lyric: eyes without a face
The Misheard: eyes without a fish
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Real Lyric: I want to be sedated
The Misheard: I want to be subpoenaed
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Real Lyric: Ladies leave your man at home The club is full of ballers and their pockets full grown
The Misheard: Ladies leave your men at home, the club is full of players and their c**k is full grown
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Real Lyric: Freed from desire...
The Misheard: beef bum desire.....
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Real Lyric: There's an old man sitting next to me Makin' love to his tonic and gin
The Misheard: There's an old man sittin' next to me with his dick in his tonic and gin.
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Real Lyric: I'm a genie in a bottle..
The Misheard: I'm sitting on a bottle...
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Real Lyric: Eminence front It's an eminence front It's a put-on
The Misheard: Livin' in spunk, Yeah, we're livin' in spunk, It's a put-on
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Real Lyric: Oh, life is bigger bigger than you and you are not me
The Misheard: Oh, life is bigger bigger than you and you are knock-kneed
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Real Lyric: I take a walk outside I'm surrounded by some kids at play
The Misheard: ....I'm surrounded by songs on KIIS FM
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