The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Peace on Earth and mercy mild, God and sinners reconsild.
The Misheard: God and sinners rest awhile.
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Real Lyric: I can see all obstacles in my way
The Misheard: I can see all testicles in my way
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Real Lyric: Only the lonely know the way I feel tonight.
The Misheard: Phoney baloney no the way why isn't right.
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Real Lyric: Now letz cut a rug while we scat some jazz.
The Misheard: Now lets cut a rug while we slip onto our ass.
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Real Lyric: The cattle are lowing, the baby awakes
The Misheard: The kettle is boiling, the baby awakes
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Real Lyric: I wanna be just as close as the holy ghost is
The Misheard: I wanna be just as close as holy goatskins
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Real Lyric: Gotta new fool, ha! I like it like that
The Misheard: Got no food, ha! I like it like that
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Real Lyric: Blue ridge mountains, Shenandoah river
The Misheard: Blew a mountains shadow over river
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Real Lyric: I tell you to enjoy life, I wish I could but it's too late
The Misheard: I tell you to end your life, I wish I could...
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Real Lyric: Take this pink ribbon off my eyes, I'm exposed and it's no big surprize. Don't you think I know exactly where I stand This world is forcing me to hold your hand
The Misheard: Take this pink ribbon off my thighs I'm exposed, and it's a big surprize Don't you think I know exactly who I am This word is forcing me to touch this man
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