The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Shot through the heart and you're to blame
The Misheard: Shot through the heart and you're so lame
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Real Lyric: A star, lit up like a cigar
The Misheard: A star, lit up like a seegull
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Real Lyric: Michelle, ma belle sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble tres bien ensemble
The Misheard: Michelle, wrong bell Sunday morning you will see the light Grab your insides
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Real Lyric: When two becomes one, I need some love like I've never needed love before.
The Misheard: when sue becomes bummed, I need some hugs like I ever beaded butts before.
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Real Lyric: I wanna be sedated.
The Misheard: I wanna pee so bad.
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Real Lyric: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me.
The Misheard: Beelzebub has another cup of tea.
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Real Lyric: All along the watchtower Princes kept their view While all the women came and went Barefoot servants too
The Misheard: All along the watchtower Princes kept their dues While all the others came and went Barefoot sucklings too
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Real Lyric: with a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat
The Misheard: we're the purple operator with the fifty cent hair
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Real Lyric: I was born on Olympus, to my father a son. I was raised by the demons, trained to reign as the one
The Misheard: I was born on a windpost, to my father a sword. I was raised by the demons, trained to reign as their lord.
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Real Lyric: Like pilate, I have a dog.
The Misheard: Black Pilot, I have Adolph.
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