The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I get knocked down, but i get up again..
The Misheard: I get knocked down, by an elephant...
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Real Lyric: gee, our old LaSalle ran great
The Misheard: G.R.O.'s a sour ingrate
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Real Lyric: I'm a genie in a bottle
The Misheard: I'm a-peein in a bottle
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Real Lyric: So lonely.
The Misheard: Sue Lawley.
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Real Lyric: Brass monkey, that funky monkey
The Misheard: Brass monkey, that f**kin' monkey
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Real Lyric: Once upon a time you dressed so fine. You threw the bums a dime in your prime, didn't you?
The Misheard: Once upon a time, you dressed so fine. Did the "Funky Time" in your prime. Didn't you?
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Real Lyric: it's a problem-free philosophy
The Misheard: it's a problem free with lots of bees
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Real Lyric: Last night I dreamt of San Pedro
The Misheard: Last night I dreamt of tomotoes
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Real Lyric: Silicone chip inside her head, Got switched to overload
The Misheard: Scilicone chips in cider head, Got twitched to overload
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Real Lyric: Shake your arse come over here
The Misheard: Shake your eskimo over here
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