The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I got good friends in low places Where the whiskey drowns and the beer chases my blues away and I'll be okay
The Misheard: I got friends in low places Where the whiskey's brown and the beer is tastless I'll booze away, and I'll be okay
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Real Lyric: Soy un perdedor
The Misheard: so...unphisical
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Real Lyric: I take a walk outside, I'm surrounded by children at play.
The Misheard: I take a walk outside, I'm surrounded by donkeys at bay.
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Real Lyric: I want to bathe with you in the sea...
The Misheard: I want to bathe with you in the sink...
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Real Lyric: You make me feel like a natural woman
The Misheard: You make me feel like a not so real woman
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Real Lyric: Crowds of people sittin' on the grass with flowers in their hair said, "Hey, Boy, do you wanna score?"
The Misheard: crowds of people sittin on the grass with flowers in their hair said, "hey, boy wanna scone?
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Real Lyric: A mulatto an albino A mosquito my libido
The Misheard: I'm with Gale I'm with Mia I'm with Lisa my teacher
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Real Lyric: hike up your skirt a little more
The Misheard: hike up your skirt little boy
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Real Lyric: revved up like a duece another runner in the night
The Misheard: wrapped up like a douche another red one in the night
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Real Lyric: this mellow-thighed chick just put my spine outta place
The Misheard: the smell of that chick just put my spine out of place
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