The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And don't worry bout how im rippin this s**t
The Misheard: and dont worry bout Cal Ripken
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Real Lyric: Island girls
The Misheard: I like girls
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Real Lyric: When I get there she's got incense, wine and candles It's such a freaky scene.
The Misheard: When i get there she's got incense and nintendo It's such a freaky scene
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Real Lyric: joyfull and triumphant!
The Misheard: joyfull and tri-elephant!
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Real Lyric: So don't knock down my door.
The Misheard: Sodomite tenedor.
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Real Lyric: Because the night...
The Misheard: Piss off tonight...
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Real Lyric: Got the wings of heaven on my shoes
The Misheard: Got a week old panda on my shoes
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a duece another roamer in the night
The Misheard: wrapped up like a douche another roller in the night
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Real Lyric: Don't you cry tonight, Theres a heaven above you baby
The Misheard: Don't you cry tonight, Cuz we're eating a barbecued baby
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Real Lyric: A mulatto An albino A mosquito My libido Yeah
The Misheard: I'm a rhino I'm a bottle I'm a skittle I'm a beetle Yeah
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